Happy Halloween!

Some funnies...

Two witch's brooms were stored in the same closet for such a long time that they fell in love and decided to get married. One was the bride broom and one was the groom broom. They sent out their invitations and prepared for their upcoming nuptials.

The wedding came and it was a glorious day! They had some great guests, including the mop couple, the vacuum, the feather duster and the fly swatter. As the day started to dwindle down, the bride broom leaned over to the groom broom and said, "I think I am expecting a little whisk broom!"

The groom broom, completely stunned says, "That's impossible!"

"Why?" asks the bride broom.

The groom broom responds with... "But we've never even swept together! Apparently some one's been sweeping around!"

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween!